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| Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 23:13 |
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Sail aimless in the unknown waters.
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garrrrrrrrrrrick..the 'tah-shoe'..
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Breath-takin is surely an understatement
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i had to put this up cos this the first time i shied from da cam
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Back- Not with a bang this time.
Though myriad of thoughts are running faster than the fingers can function, nothing seems to be able to .
Left to think, ponder, contemplate, meditate-wad have you.
Series of unfortunate events have left me rather comtemplative I guess. (Sounds so Lemony Snickets)
Innocense this world doesn't emulate I muz say and there is more than meets the eye.
Chatted with a very close mate abt hypocrisy and the wastage of time spent on worthless brats. Are you doing that? At the expanse of spending quality time with quality people..your family and close, true friends.
Hmm, babe mebbe I shld go overseas and figure that out ah..
Trust- As cited by Longman: A strong belief in the honest and goodness of someone or something.
So, do you live up to this definition?
Fragile Trust is, takes a minute to break it, eons to mend it.
Meticulous I shall strive to be, to identify the right persons to entrust whatever I have to say.
Need a hot CAFE MOCHA NOW n subway melt!
Sam's tryin to mug for the much-loved examinations which is just 45 minutes shy. No hope I say. But brains she sure is enriched with, I'm sure she'll soar.
Did i juz praise you?Gee...this is soo not Vim.
Pics from the cruise. A short boring getaway. But still, the colleagues make it fantabulous I say.
Mates, that reminds me, when's our trip to Sonthi's land???Needa shop babaroons!!!
TO DXO, next fri, I await the dance date!!yipeeyuray! N so you can actuali finally dance with me despite seeing u at evry other clubbing day.bah!
Dats it for vim's rattletainment
Till the next entree
Mucho love to all who matter..The sincere loved ones to be specific.
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| Friday, 17-Nov-2006 05:31 |
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Food Food Glorious Food
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I always meant to blog this but never had the time.
Read in the Straits Times that canteens in a growing number of all girls skools are like haunted arenas.
Reason being: Girls go on crash diets and eschew recess and FOOD.
When my eyes caught that article: i was like CAN'T BE LOR!!!
Then i started to think back on my skool days..
Gee...Peeps and I used to go to skool for recesss man..The heavenly Mee Soto, superlicious mixed rice, sumptuous nasi padang or that to die-for drumstick chicken rice..oh oh..n the ever-famous chicken burger sold by that uncle who used to wear the same t-shirt 24/7 (nevertheless in a rover he rounds the island)
I was a revered councillor back in sec sch. No shit.
So we councillors had the privilege of leaving for recess 10 mins earlier to buy food in order to escape the mad rush during recess- n also bcos we had to do prefectorial duties during recess.(like real)
Taking down orders for non-councillor friends, we wld order a feast. Like EVRYDAY!
And then, eagerly we wld wait to hear the skool bell go off.
And u see all the bengs, maats, tamilehs charging to the canteens like the Food Rush.
Sucha sigh sucha sight.
And there u have it- absolute 100 per cent bitching, stealing glances at the crush, having inevitable food fights, shaking the bootay up on the canteen table, stuffing chicken bones in flower vases, tearing up the green paper cups used for chinchow.
It's always so satisfying after the hearty meals.
And that's why when i read this article, i was so flabbergasted. Because i personally feel recess was suchhhhaaaa significant part of my skoool life. Well, at least my peeps and I believe so!
Feel like a uni student back again cos the bangs made its return
ANiwei, super duper late pics.
Cuzzie's gig @timbre
Drunken pics- Kailin n me Butter Fact
James Bond Part @ MOS.
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| Monday, 13-Nov-2006 08:53 |
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shadows lurk
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Every inch of my energy seems to have been expunged.
Each eye weighs an average 10 tonnes.
No essential need for Bobbi Brown's smoky eye-shadow for it has gone all natural.
Mates sure are going to excel in exams as highlighted in their excessive mugging habits. Muggaholics I say. But yes, the fruits will be sweet.
Second time running, the year-end lightning trip with the family has been cancelled.
Work's piling like that of a million pizzas, still fresh, uneaten and untouched.
Summed up my 2006 as pretty turbulent.
Deemed unimportant, decisions made by the Vimster weren't exactly calculated and properly mapped out which led to disastrous, tasteless consequences. Nabei.
Will be more meticulous. Will at least attempt to be.
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| Sunday, 5-Nov-2006 17:11 |
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bonnie and clyde- timsumchapati version
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The rantings of the Spandian is back to whip your ass! Typed the blog the second time cos it juz got deleted after i Hit some stew-pid button.
J-lo playing on the radio. Incredibly solid inspiration to blog man..
Went for some focus grp interview on sat morning.
To kick things off, it wasn;t a very gd idea considering friday night cld only b summed up in two words-SHEER EXHAUSTION.
ANyway, my wonderful colleague Seb has returned after his long absence, We decided to ketchup n go for a drink. However, while engaging in a convo while cruising down the road did we both find out we had the passion for a common object- peugeot 307 CC
Instinctively, we made the decision to visit the show-room and playact.
Role: We were suppossed to play the ChinSpandian couple who were literally swimming in money.
While feigning the accent and persona, he had to spoil it right from the startt when the slew of Hokkien vulgarities were regurgitated by him upon learning that carpark payment was to be made.
ANyway, I was being denied to take of my shades because according to Seb that's a priority if you gonna pull a Posh and Becks.
We did the stride, the turn, the look, the tone, the voice.
Salesgirl was intrigued by our mannerisms.
Treated us with extreme care.
I played the usual role of the pimp aka talent manager
Subtly letting the salesgirl know he was a Power98 DJ.
Sources said I played my role well: that of the rich tai tai woman who does nothing but lives off her husband's cash to finance right from her chanel underwear to blings ingrained in her nail.
A real condescending bitch I was. We showed disinterest in the recommended sedan for we were not planning for kids in the near future..Remember we were the Yuppie couple...
WHatever it is, the only genuine truth in that outing was the fact that the car was truly orgasmic man!!wah lau...
After the whole Q&A, had to go to a fitting venue for our fitting status, chose the Mezzanine..Not a very fitttttting drink after i ordered a PASSIONFRUIT JUICE and he ICE LEMON TEA. Upon judging from our orders, nuts weren't offered to us, but we demanded them. In life, You gotta be demanding sometimes, juz sometimes. Especially when they juz dont serve tong garden nuts but Cashew nuts in some exotic spices, MUZ DEMAND.COS IM TRULY SPOREAN.
Our conversations will never be a bore especially when it is centred ard smallville, welling and that puki bitch lana..
A resolute decision was made between us duo that we would adopt the lingo and tone of LL not Lan Lan ppl. Lionel Luther. He's da Man babay...Juz two words...Curt, Nonchalant.
N who said old men weren't sexy mannnn..
Thereafter, shld I adopt a diff attitude now, its under the influence of Lionel ok.
And yes, we would do that kick-ass commercial...
Was offered pills from some bastards at butter factory. Not even an inch handsome and cannot dance some more. Not that if they had both abilities, I wld have taken them la.
Said this time and time again. But cant help reiterating it. It sure is hundred percent pure entertainment to watch chinese men dancing mannnn...Cannot make it lorrr...No offence taken!But I firmly believe there r exceptions...there r...im sure.
Saw a very fuckinstremly juicily deliciously cute guy at zouk winebar. I never knew S'pore had such divinely creatures lurking. Good..All reason for me to stay behind n not jalan overseas.
But not like I don't c deliciously looking men evryday?!Like Duh! What am I even complaining abt?!
OOh my colleagues juz reminded me that the cruise is coming up. Eagerly waiting for it. Praying it won't be a POSEIDON, considering the riotous company.
Food for thought.
There are always good and bad phases in life. There's always the light at the end of the tunnel. With strength, courage and tenacity, one will pull thru it. Faith is integral. N to get you thru it, those who stand by you are those worth treasuring. Bear that in mind.
Alright...till the next entree, mucho love to all who matter
To all the peeps takin the final term, Happi Studying and Goooda Luckz!!
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| Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 16:00 |
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Powerjam 06. Can't believe its the second one Im attending. Juz felt like a couple of months since Ive joined Power.
Anyway, Im too tired to talk bout it. All I gotta say is thanks to Kay and Zhang. CHHEEBAI.
Oh yes, I am also gonna put up only pictures I look reasonably decent in. So if you figure out that you took a photo with me and its not up its cos my face was like a shit fuck. Melvin, this is esp for our pics. Trust me, most of them I looked worse than a bapok from Changi and you a wildboar who got gang-raped. Im protecting your reputation. For shits and giggles, Il msn u the pics. Just keep it under wraps.
I also realised, towards the ending of the occasion, all I did was close my eyes and pout... i seriously wonder why.
Lester...I damn shit miss u man..damn wonderful to have seen you. We'l do a chori chori next time oki!
Kalin im extremely sorry bout this sat..I truly have other engagements..sorrryyy..Will make it up
Sab I was thinking, its been ages since we've gone for massage. Cmon, lets do the stride of the fake tai-tais n walk down VIVOCITY!
Fotos are gonna be massive, so take a deep breath while u browse thru.heh 
Mucho love to all who matter
Hugz and kisses
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| Monday, 23-Oct-2006 11:13 |
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eat your guts out
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Finally diwali is over. Not that I did anything much but still, cleaning up was such a friggin pain the arse.
Non stop eating. Nabei.
Peeps came at night. Power curry was goooot ritee...C i told ya. Thanks for coming...N rememeber its only once a yr i play a gd host...pfft.other than that, SUCK IT...k la kidding..n Kailing, we will we will we will go to winebar n engage in drool fest. CONFIRM.
Bernard thanks for the compliment when u were leaving. U made my day a whole lot brighter...WAH friggin shock me yano..
Lydia, u eat shit n die..go Vivo then neber come my house.nabei.
Im damn lazee to blog man. HERE R THE PICS N DON'T PRESSSURE ME ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRESSS CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
By the way brudder, im proud of u..looks like you've found the One. And looks like i gotta learn a lesson or two from you eh...cos after a few days u realise....but no, my brudder is a changed man now. proud of u cock.
*I hate it as the days pass. I wish evrything cld b a standstill and just live for the moment. I don't wanna wait to know wads gonna happen tomorrow cos for the first time in my life I don't have the guts to face it.I wish I wish I wish...
Mucho love to all who matter.
Mucha kissses and smooches. Can't wait for tom. 
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| Tuesday, 17-Oct-2006 12:28 |
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The rantings of the Spandian
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Im being lazee nowadays. Am not updating any pictures. I can't find my cable that's why.
But stiiil, I got stuff to blog! So keep on reading if you're interested in my shit.
It was the fateful 16/10/06 and I was online late in the night trying to finish up some very amazing reports.
Rish comes online and asks me for some help regarding his project.
So, there I was rambling on about leadership and highlighting figures like Martin Luther King yada yada..
So he asked me a question and I had to give further thought. See when I think, I will juz stare into smthg without even blinking.
So i stared at my floor.
From a distance, I noticed something wriggling. That caught my attention. I was like ..wad da fug is that.. and that upon further observation, i was like WHAT THE FUCK!
it was a fucking LIZARD LA SIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
For those who know me well, or pretty well, you know my issues with those fucking wriggly shit fucks.
I don't understand why that fucking cheebai of a puki lizard chose mY room to loiter. I was stuck on my bed and evryone was asleep. I cldnt wake Mohandas to come to my rescue. So i had to act.
Shieldtox to the rescue. Lizard measured a good 3 cm and i sprayed close to 300 ml of insecticide on that bugger, of course from a distance. Dad woke up due to all the movements and finally he got it out of the window.
Only then cld I fuckin slp in peace. And only then cld i resume my very 'intellectual' convo with rish regarding his project. Hope it went well!
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Sam's coming back to Singapore. Shit!
Here's a convo that I would like to share with you and pls let me know if she deserves to be on my msn list under friends contact. Sam, Ive actually placed you under a new group titled- Pests.
(Vim-bite me/ Sam-Queen)
bite me says:
i gotta write news now
bite me says:
ttyl
Queen says:
fuck the news
Queen says:
its gonna change anyways
Queen says:
y waste ur time..the world stinks
(This is the kind of motivation i get from my suppossed close friends.)
In other developments....
Queen says:
cant believe my friend thinks ur hot
Queen says:
shes brind
bite me says:
oh pls
bite me says:
if u were a man
bite me says:
ul devour me
Queen says:
if i were a man, id swing my dick in ur face so u'll wake up
bite me says:
u reali gonna regret saying all this
Queen says:
i never regret
bite me says:
there will be grave consequences
Queen says:
im laughin so hard..
Queen says:
oooo im sooo scared..maybe i shld just cancel my flight back
One thing I learnt, the best punishment is embarrassment. Gone is your dainty image Sam..First things first, if you were a man, wad makes you think you would be soooo well-endowed to swing that thing here n there. 
Aight that's it for now...Lame shit in my life...Told you Sam, There will be grave consequences.. I have juz made you famous bitch.Doncha love me...Come back quick by the way..Happy Daze misses us.
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| Friday, 13-Oct-2006 15:07 |
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Life- Live it
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I feel dense.
So not in the mood for injecting humour in my blog. Just some deep thoughts that you guys should contemplate abt.
A very special person told me- "Vim, people only remember you when you are dead, not when you're alive."
I didn't agree with this initially. I thought I do care for those close pals ard me while they are alive and kicking.
But really how much?
Next day, I learnt my close friend of 10 years meets with an accident. Nothing happened THANK GOD! But it got me thinking, what if juz what if (CHOY!) smthg happened, wld i regret not doin enuff? wld i regret not having those weekly shopping sprees/ slackin sessions or mebbe juz that mere sms to tel her good morning?
So really, how much do your care for your treasured ones?
If you think you care for them, how much are you doing so? If you think you love them, how much do you love them?
All I gotta say is life is unpredictable. U don't know what is gonna happen next. So when you are blessed with the privilege of time, do not waste it and use it wisely to show your loved ones how much they mean to you b4 they slip away right before your very own eyes.
*That's why I cooked dinner for the family today. Felt I had to work on it la.
"Solitude is my best friend. Companionship is my bestest friend"- Vim
Much and much n much love to those who matter.
Reali, from the bottom of my heart. I know ive not been able to meet up recently cos im swarmed with work n tuitions and m almost zonked.
Nevertheless, thanks for being there when I always needed u guys. You have my blessings.
On another note, no matter how hard I try to mind my own biz or be nice, there r still the haters. So to those ppl whom I have offended unintentionally, I'm sorry.
N to those who wanna get even with me for nothing, go screw yourself.
No pics this time. Lazee to update. N remember, I'm dense. M outz.
(The Vimster) signs off.
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| Thursday, 5-Oct-2006 15:28 |
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tragic
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White one is taken, the other isn't
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the bday chicken
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Do not be deceived by the foto. Im not as innocent as I look : )
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Been long since ive recounted some lame experience of my life. Thought this one I'm gonna recount is particularly scary yet hilarious. The hilarious part comes after the whole incident is over.
Scenario: Vim had to go to the toilet urgently cos she wanted to wee-wee. I shan't disclose the venue of the place in fear that the charcters involved might be reading this post and you might see my face in Straits Times orbituaries tom. So bear with yeah.
So Vim rushes off to the toilet and chooses the cubicle on her extreme left. Relieves herself of all the liquid she gulped down.
There was apparently a clumsy woman in the next cubicle cos the door was banged hard. The lid of the thrown was banged. Her legs banged the floor. Basically evrything was banging and i almost felt banged too.
So as i was getting ready to get out, there is this loud rush of waste into the cubicle beside me. And I was like hell yeah, that explains the banging. So, I was adjusting my belt and then i hear sounds. These sounds obviously farts. But wads strange is that in MY entire 22+ years of existence, I never ever heard sucha fart. Diff farts i can name for you: wet, rat-tat-tat machine gun like,the sudden shock wave, dainty princessy farts etc.
But this one, I cldnt even explain. It was like a combination of a wet fart plus a spring being released with a sudden splatter at the end. KNOWING VIMITA MOHANDAS WHO so can't contain my laughter, i let out a chuckle and actuali covered my mouth. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WAD HAPPENED NEXT.
There was a loud bang on the side of my cubicle. I suppose she banged her fist on my side of the cubicle. I was quite flabbergasted. And my chuckle turned to that of horror. I was thinking "What if she comes out in her undies halfway with droplets of shit all ard and starts swearing at me and shooting all her shit waste at me?"
I made my exit quickly, washed my hands and walked briskly out of that god-forsaken toilet.
Comrades who were waiting outside asked me to elucidate the weird ass look on my face and I recounted the experience. So we thought we would spy. We sat down for a good 20 minutes and women walked in and out. Everyone was a suspect. Now that was the hilarious part. Cos you didn't know who the culprit was and we were juz accusing any random girl coming outta the toilet.
However, till today the mystery of that feisty, raging fartaholic looms. It sure was quite a stressful toilet experience with all the bangings encountered.
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Irene's bday- Simple affair at timbre. To think i still dunno wad prezzie they bought u. Bah!
After all these years woman...n you've proven yourself an amazing friend. From the days where we hated each other and literally threw chairs n tables at each other (fuckin violent sial), to all the bitching sessions, to the chilli-challenges, and sitting under the block trying to fuckin study econs,and in recent days the heavy party involvement, uve stoody by the test of time and shown yourself a great candidate to b my friend ballz!congrats mafucker.
As for Sab, I almost died too..We both would have died..My near death experience was juz s scary as yours. Can you imagine the loss to mother earth if we were gone?!Fuck man. It's a sign man..a sign..
Liyi is sweet as ever...Can u pls marry Eugene faster. I feel like going for a wedding la. Dunno y..
Ok that's it..pics from the outing..adn the usual cam-whoring ones...wads new on vimita mohandas's blog.
Love, hugs, kisses to the peeps...
Extra kisses to P_ _ _ _ Y 
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| Thursday, 28-Sep-2006 16:12 |
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Sweeeeeet
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shall i buy the beans?
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carrots or brinjals for the hubby?check out mama at the back
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i say carrots.
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Vimster had the off day! And where did she go off to with the peeps.....U wldn't believe...guess guess...c'mon...got it??? All you guesses r wrong...off she went to Lil Yeeeeendia!!! No shit reali.
Mohandases have been pressing me to get a suit for diwali and I can't stand it when i have to waste money on that cos I only use it once a yr. Cheebai. N its not like the price of a regular dress in topshop noe. Its like fucking 300 bucks for a punjabi suit. Wrap curtain also better.
Aniwei, didn't manage to get anything. All the suits damn gawdy like fuck you c on some random indian girl outside some indian pub.Oh no, dats it, Im gonna get a whole slew of condemnation thereafter. But serious man. 
Whats gd tho was mY LUNCH. ate at Khansama..Ate like a royal pig. WAH LAU EH...damn a lot...peeps thought we cld finish it up..kept ordering.u name it, we had it. So full i think im gonna start fasting too..But point is, the food was damn cheap n tasty. Go check it out!
On another note, to all my Muslim friends- Happy fasting, I'll still club w/o u al. BOO! But dounch worry, time passes fast...fast indeed.
Alritey, mucho love to all who matter...can't wait to get to work!
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